How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

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just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.

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I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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my followers are cuter than ur followers

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Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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tbh i just need a hug

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do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

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some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

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